让老外吐了八升血的胡同口大妈英语

理想与现实

1．we two who and who？   咱俩谁跟谁阿

2．how are you ? how old are you?     怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you      你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！  together up ！

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have  nothing to say,go home!!

   有事起奏，无事退朝

6．you me you me   彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop!!   你给我站住！

8．know is know noknow is noknow    知之为知之，不知为不知…


9．watch sister    表妹

10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s son can make hole!!
   龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11．American Chinese not enough    美中不足

12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die  (车祸现场描述)

13．heart flower angry open   心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past   走过路过，不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry!

    老外：I am sorr淘宝特卖商城很好脸上毛孔很大怎么办睫毛膏润肤霜排行榜瘦脸什么牌子的去皱眼霜好用有效的妆前乳什么牌子的好y too!

　 小明：I am sorry three!

    老外：What are you sorry for?

    小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!  要钱没有，要命一条

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.    我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。   你有两下子。

19．as far as you go to die      有多远，死多远！！

20.I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my  face

   给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

21.People mountain and people sea.    人山人海

22.seven up eight down     七上八下

23.love who who        爱谁谁

24.no three no four      不三不四

做早操:do morning ****            做课间操:do class between ****

25一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)

   一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）

26.雇主 how much do you want a month?

   保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you      800块， 吃你的，住你的

27.you give me run egg！      你给我滚蛋！

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哈哈

前两天碰见一法国人说：I'd like to be your boy friend 我心想英语不错啊

他又补了一句：because you are very 美女。。。。我就觉得人家中文也不错。。。。。。

所以不止咱们中国人强，老外也很强大。。。

卡西利亚斯

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